Hangin' with da Boys

I realize that Hammie will eventually attract the attention of teenage boys that will follow her around and compete for her attention. I'm already preparing for the day when I'll screen dates while simultaneously cleaning a shiny gun.
Fortunately for me I will have considerable backup to fight off the droves of suitors as Hammie is collecting a large number of "uncles" to help intimidate and threaten every pimple nosed male that comes within a mile of my little girl.

This last weekend a few "uncles" showered Hammie with attention and planned various torturing techniques that could be put to use in about 12 years.

Anders, Peter and Lars make for pretty good body guards